My name is Shaun Clamp. I’m a student busy limboing my way through a law degree. The flaming horizontal pole was intimidating and I was getting a bit sweaty so I’m actually taking a breather this year. I blame it on my weak hips. I’ve taken to lying on the sand with my knees bent awkwardly underneath themselves. It’s not an ideal position to be in, but my legs have gone numb and the flames are now slightly further away. I love English and writing seems to ease the metaphorical back pain.